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for "healthy" or I guess...healthier spinach and artichoke dip. Any suggestions?

Today is Day 10 of the Master Cleanse, I did it!

I am planning on baking up a storm this Xmas! First up? Pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting for Turkey Day!

Got my New Moon Tickets! Midnight release? Really...I'm too old for this stuff.

My sparkly skull came in the mail yesterday and it is awesome.

I caved and turned on the Xmas music, and also peeked at the Black Friday ads...cheeter pants! I did not, however, get out the decorations.

I have been stuck on the same lame book for over a week. Just....cant....finish....

I wasn't going to blog about this but I'm bored of not eating and need something to do with my fingers.

The Master Cleanse diet is basically a ten day cleanse where you eat nothing, and drink a special lemonade, water, laxative tea, and herbal tea. (I have not opened my fridge in 4 days. I wonder what is mutating in there?)

The tea is made of
2tbsps fresh lemon juice
2tbsps organic maple syrup
1/10 tsp cayenne pepper
8 ozs fancy water

It actually tastes pretty good.

The Complete Master Cleanse: A Step-by-Step Guide to Maximizing the Benefits of The Lemonade Diet

Tom Woloshyn

Oh I forgot the worst part! The AM sea salt water flush:( This is where you drink 32 oz of water with 2tbsp sea salt. You chug, and then run to the bathroom. TMI? It is not pleasant. Today was the worst because I had really really bad stomach cramps for a lot of the day but I really don't feel that hungry, just craving something crunchy and salty (that isnt salt water).

It is funny how you realize how much everything you do relies heavily on eating. Watching a movie without candy or popcorn, or god forbid, a giant diet coke? No thanks. Shopping on a Saturday without a latte? Pass. You have lots of free time on the Master Cleanse. It's not really something to subject your friends to.

I have been occupying my time on this lovely Saturday by watching the Food Network, Guy Fieri to be exact. I resisted for a while because I thought it might just make me hungry but its actually not bad at all. I am also watching Chopped because it is amazing and nothing on that show looks edible.

I have finally gotten over my Grilled Cheese Grill obsession. Kind of.

The Master Cleanse is my master plan to avoid the swin flu. Wish me luck!

October
55. If I Stay by Gayle Forman
56. The Van Alen Legacy by Melissa De La Cruz
57. Going Home by Harriet Evans
58. Love of Her Life by Harriet Evans
59. Boy Next Door by Meg Cabot
60. Boy Meets Girl by Meg Cabot
Audio
8. Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin

Happy Ducks!

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Wants:

Not really. Made you look!

Here is the question....

How do you tell someone that they have bad B.O.? Is there a way to do this gracefully...because you are really doing it the persons best interest? Or do you have to suffer the stink?

I personally think it cannot be done. Unless you have a K-man around who just says whatever pops into his head at all times. What I wouldn't do for a Kramer (minus the racism).

September
51. Blood Promise by Richelle Mead- This series is addicting. I dare say its better than Twilight. The characters are so conflicted and bad ass.
52. Good in Bed by Jennifer Weiner- I am in love with Jennifer Weiner. I can't believe it took me so long to find her. She writes book just for me!
53. The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks- Worst yet:( Picturing Miley Cyrus as the main character also SUCKS!
54. The Magicians by Lev Grossman- Too long. Perfect if you need to fall alseep.
Audio
7. Alchemyst by Michael Scott- It was great at the beginning and then got old. I can see how tweens might like it, but not for me.

I have found a new favorite blog. I read about it in my new favorite magazine.
It offers amazing ideas for apartment dwellers, and lots and lots of pretty pictures.

I have been glued to it for a few weeks and thank goodness, or I would have missed this!

Butt drawer

Okay, so this I actually hate. But I do love reading entire blogs on creative headboards, and rugs ON carpets!